“If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy. If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing. If she’s worth it, you wont
‘Everyone is right, in their own way. Acknowledging is the solution.’ -Charles Hale
Today, my seventy-five-year-old grandpa who has been blind from cataracts for almost 15 years said to me, “Your grandma is just the most beautiful
‘Seeing is believing’ and ‘Believing is seeing’ ‘One is true to the eye and one true to the heart. Which one
‘Sometimes you need a horizon to see’ -Charles Hale
What you think, you become. What you feel, you attract. What you imagine, you create. -Buddha
Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears. – John Lennon
We all have to live together, so we might as well live together happily. -Dalai Lama
Simply feel thankful. Even if it is something small like a green light. It will make you feel happier. A
It always seems impossible until it’s done. – Nelson Mandela
The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with
If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. -Wayne Dyer-
Yep Want one
The man who has no imagination has no wings. -Muhammad Ali
I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and
A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG A BEACH WHEN HE COMES ACROSS A LAMP PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE SAND. HE
Caution! Slippery when busy
Ready set let’s go!
THE ALL NEW SEATBELTUP
“It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.” – Henry David Thoreau
Murphy applied for a fermentation operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin. A Pole applied for the
The ultimate measure of man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. – Albert Einstein
Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact. – William James
If your problem has a solution then why worry about it? If your problem doesn’t have a solution then why
TEXAS Midget…. The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one. -Bill Gates-
Last week I told my psychiatrist, “I keep thinking about suicide.” He told me from now on I have to
Oeff. Now be careful what you wish for, you mite get it!
Nolan Cheese rocks
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing the
To achieve greatness, start where you are, use what you have, do what you can. – Arthur Ashe
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. – Zig
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you can become it. – William
So who do you want to handle your divorce?
He’s is really cute.
Not only the trigger is peculiar. See where you have to load mr Batman.
Phase 1 You are listening to jazz — Your first day at work is great. Your co-workers are wonderful, your
Out of R’s, a P maybe? Looks just like an R!
Hahhaha! Read what the pack says.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its’s super cock!
I think apple is just about to become packman.
Asus CFO (chief funny officer) introduces a new innovative product that will change the world. INTRODUCING THE PADFONE. Ohh, and
Just wonder if the d’s aren’t t’s.
I was visiting my daughter and son-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. ‘This is
“I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence, but it comes from within. It is there all the
Watch the whole video! And enjoy live 10 extra years.
WOW, WOW WOW. It gives me so much pleasure to watch talent!
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. Mahatma Gandhi
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But then it gets boring. So I go back to being me. -Ain Eineziz
Bet his car has one to.
A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF…
Some of them can’t be real!
Some countries use a dicktionary 😉
Their inspiration certainly was not a Disney movie. Glad kids have a different perspective.
Some are brilliant. If you have some great ones sign-up and post them.
The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. – Abraham Lincoln
Life’s burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself – Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing
Don’t waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window- or break down a
Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my
SAVE THE WORLD….IT’S THE ONLY PLANET THAT HAS CHOCOLATE
This is my wish for you: Comfort on difficult days, Smiles when sadness intrudes, Rainbows to follow the clouds, Laughter
Beautiful! What a lovely way to go to work.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard
This dog’s got rhythm!
This is mind boggling Billie Joel. Makes me smile with wonder.
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up. – Mark Twain
Cooking and beating. Wow this cook is cool.
Turn up the volume!